The Guatemalan Palm Hat S/M

You have a marble top cane. You have off shore bank accounts. Perhaps you were born into the drug industry, but you wish you were first chair violin in the Berlin symphony. Whoever you are, you want this hat. And babe? You should get it.

Stiff brim.
Circumference 22.75"
Fits a S/M head. I have a large head and was a bit small for me.